In the beginning…
…there was the Ted.
The Ted wasn’t very good but what can he say?
Then there was the website. It was Trailerparkscholar.
It was better. Ted said, that is good!
Then there were words. Many colorful words.
The words were strange, but Ted said, hey, that’s good too!
Then there came the BLog. The BLog was tacky.
But Ted said, what the heck, I must blabber.
Thus, the beginning and the end of the first post.
Amen. Selah.